Hat and Legs Go to New York
I will admit it here, in writing, for you all to see. (Ahem.) Here goes. My name is Jess and I'm obsessed with SamRo and LiLo (for those of you whose brain hasn't been deadened by People Magazine, that means DJ Samantha Ronson and actress Lindsay Lohan).
I've been obsessed for quite some time. Like, months. And, really, it's been a fairly uneventful affair up until now--an endless stream of photos of them walking down some LA sidewalk with shopping bags and cigarettes. Oh, and then there was that time that LiLo and Sam got into a terrific fight at someone's house party, and LiLo was recorded slurring "Fuck that goddamn lesbian girl" on video. I mean, priceless, right?
"Only Straight Girls Wear Dresses" - CWA
But something major happened last week. Groundbreaking. Epic. An event of HOMO-rific proportions. SamRo cut her hair. And now, friends, I can comfortably declare, that SamRo is a butch. And LiLo, her femme.
Lindsay Lohan, I'd like to personally congratulate you. As my girlfriend would say, you're a famed member of the exclusive femme posse.
Lindsay is now among the International Sisterhood of Butch Facilitators. Turning your flop into a top.
"Rise Up With Fists!" - Jenny Lewis
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Just when I think there is nothing that will really make me chuckle on the 'net...I come back here and my faith is restored (esp. that th3r3 iz n0 tyP dat l00kzz l1k3 d1s!11!!). And decent songs, to boot.
Huzzah.
I'm thrilled to have restored your faith in the interweb's ability to surprise and delight! Perhaps I should blog about my guilty pleasures/obsessions more often...